THIS ENTIRE CITY IS FILLED WITH IGNORANT ASSFUCKS. WHO APPARENTLY WANT TO EXPRESS PHYSICAL AFFECTION ON ME. I SWEAR IF YOU ASK FOR A HUG I WILL CUT UP YOUR STOMACH INTO LITTLE BITS AND MAKE YOU WATCH YOUR BLOOD FLOW OUT LIKE A SHINING CRIMSON RIVER WHILE I RIP APART ALL OF YOUR INTESTINES AND SLICE IT INTO PIECES THEN FEED IT TO A TANK OF SHARKS. SOON DRAGGING YOUR LIMP BODY OVER TO THE EDGE OF A STEEP CLIFF, WHERE I'LL KICK YOU OFF, MAKING YOU FALL DEEPER AND DEEPER TOWARDS THE BOTTOM, UNTIL YOU GET PIERCED BY THE BLADES AND SPIKES THAT IS MY ACRIMONY FOR ALL YOU FUCKASSES IN THIS WORLD AND WILL SOON FIGURE OUT THAT YOUR IGNORANT SELVES BROUGHT YOU INTO IT.
Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. Your programs invariably damage the machines on which they are executed, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in COMPUTER VIRUSES. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.
You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. You have been trying out a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, and you are NOT REALLY SURE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT YET. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.
Later, you will play a game with 5 other friends, and go on a big adventure with them. This game, for convenient reference, is a game that DOES NOT YET EXIST
LOOK WHO'S TALKING, YOU IGNORANT FUCK. AS IF ENOUGH STUPID FUCKASSES HAVE BEEN TALKING TO ME ALREADY. THEY ALL MAKE ME WANT TO SHOVE MY SICKLE UP THEIR INFERIOR ASS.
NO FUCKING SHIT. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A LARGE IGNORAMUS, MOST OF THE INFORMATION SENSIBLE PEOPLE, LIKE ME, TELL YOU WON'T GO THROUGH THAT FUCKING THICK SKULL OF YOURS WHICH MAKES YOU THE COMPLETE DUMBASS YOU ARE.
OH GOD, YOUR FUCKING VOICE IS MORE ANNOYING THEN ANYONE ELSE, SOMEONE SHOULD CUT OUT THAT FUCKING TONGUE, NO USE ON YOU TALKING ANY FUCKING WAYS, EVERYTHING YOU SAY SEEMS TO BE A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT NONSENSE.
OR HOW ABOUT SOMEONE SHOULD STAB YOU AND CUT UP YOUR STOMACH INTO TINY PIECES WHILE THEY SOON DRAG THAT SHITTY CARCASS OF YOURS INTO A DEEP NEVER ENDING ABYSS THAT IS THE AGGRAVATION OF YOUR VERY EXISTENCE WHICH WILL SOON TURN INTO NOTHINGNESS.
OH SO VERY FUCKING POETIC YA FAGGOT. WHY DON'T YOU GO WRITE THAT IN YOUR LITTLE PANSY ASS DAIRY OF YOURS AND SILENTLY CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP BECAUSE YOU ARE PATHETIC.
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